A day for no

Oh hey, Mom.

 

It's me, Brynn.

 

It's gonna be a short post today. Know why? 'Cause it was NO Day today. I heard you tell Neenee I was in a mood today, and I decided to live up to that prediction.

 

It was like I just wanted to fight every little thing tooth and nail. Milk? NO! New diaper? NO! (Had I pooped twice before 10 a.m.? No, no, no!) Cereal? NO! Take off boots? NO! Book I just picked out? NO! (Seriously. Not even joking about this list. They're all true!)

 

Neenee decided the only remedy would be to go to a happy place. Target! But poor Dames was already defeated. He's all, "I can't win. I'm not saying anything! I'm not even looking at you!"

 

I dared him to speak anyway.

 

The poor schlub still tried to cheer me up. He pointed out the pumpkins, so I retorted, "They're fake."

 

He just kept trying, though. As we ran around and lapped the giant cart Neenee insisted on getting, Dames even spied the Hello Kitty cups!

 

Then look! By the time we got to the fire hats, I actually broke into a SMILE. It didn't really make sense for NO Day, but I eventually decided we could all use a break. Just a few hours of NO Day are enough for all of us!