Oh hey, Mom.
It's me, Brynn.
I realize I've been somewhat of a Negative Nancy lately. I don't want you to get the wrong impression. I think Neenee's whole this-house-is-falling-apart-blah-blah-blah was starting to rub off on me.
Anyway, today we started with grape halves, so it was a good day right off the bat!
But I just wasn't quite ready to tackle the busy day ahead...
And why haven't you been giving me more coffee lately, Mom?
Neenee doesn't have a lot of extra, so I really have to stretch it and make it last...
Anyway, after drinking all of Neenee's coffee and eating all her grapes, me and Dames knew how to cheer her right up! We went like this: "Poop." and "I have poop, too!" Yaaaaaaaay!
So then, (as a double-poop reward??) we went on the weirdest field trip ever. We were all, "seriously?"
Just LOOK, Mom. Neenee took us to the WEC! Ummmm, ok. But I guess Neenee's doing some brochure for somebody in there, and those poor old people were SO excited to see me and Dames. It was like they NEVER see devastatingly cute little kids, so they were playing and talking in high voices and giving us little toys and coloring stuff. Even though we thought Neenee had totally lost it on this adventure, it actually turned out to be kinda fun!
And then it was best day ever because we went back to the house and had a mac 'n' cheese party!
The only silly thing was that Neenee brought out these--what are they called?--spoons?? I don't even know why you'd need that tiny shovel because I can pick up way more noodles with my fingers.
Plus, I wear this cool bib that catches the good stuff I drop and, oh! Here, look at Dames over there--
Neenee wanted you to see that Dames has now agreed to wear these cool bibs that he always refused before--just because I told him how cool they were!
Still, Neenee said you were concerned about me being too clean. Don't you worry, Mom. I don't let that bib get EVERYTHING. Plus, I'm basically workin' for you. Like, overtime. See?
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