Oh hey, Mom.
It's me, Brynn.
Today was a HAPPY day 'cause we all knew Cookie Cutters was in our near future!
But first, you would not believe the slop James and I had this morning! Green smoothie. Here we are, Lady 'n' Trampin' it.
Then it was time! I didn't even want to play without James, so I let Whitney hold me until he was done with his happy haircut.
As you well know, all we REALLY cared about was... the suckers!!!
Whitney said we weren't allowed to climb and play until we finished those delicious morsels, so I sat right down and gave everyone the stink eye until I was allowed to move.
That's when it happened, Mom. That's when I spotted him.
He's my future husband, Mom. He's five! He has twins for younger siblings. He was just soooo grown-up and capable and downright impressive on the Cookie Cutters equipment! I loooooooove him. Oh! And guess what! His name is Jack! We were fated for one another.
That is, we WERE. Until I pooped, and I think he may have lost interest. :(
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