Oh hey, Mom.
It's me, Brynn.
I heard you tell Neenee I didn't want to get up this morning. Well, my bed was still calling me at Dames' house. I caught a few Z's while sliding magnets off the fridge with my feet. (Seriously. My multi-tasking abilities are incredible!)
Are you giggling? Tap, tap, tap. Is this thing on?
Oh! Guess what happened! We were playing along when I noticed something horrible! My bee bo was GONE! I couldn't find it ANYWHERE. Logically, I next tried to pull my pants down to continue the search, but Neenee said I should leave them on. We might wanna call the doc tonight if it hasn't turned up.
Anyway, since Neenee didn't seem concerned about missing body parts, we moved to the kitchen for a dance party. Me and Dames can cut a rug! (Maybe one of the dumbest sayings ever.)
Some BIG noises outside interrupted Dance Party USA. We ran to the door because we knew the Lorax was stopping by to teach us to love the Earth and save the trees.
Oh. Wrong truck. THIS one came to take two big trees down right across the street!
It was CRAZY, Mom. We watched the whole time, but they didn't care or even save a single leaf.
We wept for lost trees and had to wear dark glasses just to get through lunch.
Just kidding! We got right over those trees and found fun shades to help us eat better!
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