Stories to tell!

Oh hey, Mom.

 

It's just me, Brynn.

 

Today's been a great day!

 

First, we found a chair in the basement, and GUESS who was on it! Elmo! (I know what you're thinkin', Mom, because I was thinkin' it, too. HOW does Elmo end up in the basement, and plain, supid-boring chairs get to be at the dining room table all. the. time?!)

 

Me and Dames often like to eat the same thing, so when I brought a 'nana, he wanted one, too! (See 'em? We both have 'nanas!)

 

But speaking of eating..., Neenee made the grossest thing. It was scrambled eggs. With spinach. Barf. Dames said what we were all thinking: "What's THAT??!"

 

Neenee was like, "Wanna try, Brynn?" I politely replied by pretending I could no longer see her.

 

Then dummy Dames--ugh, that kid!--was like, "eh. I'll try."

 

So, after he didn't die instantly, I was like, "Let me see that fork." And guess what! I ate eight bites! :O And as far as I know, I'm still alive!

 

After that, Neenee said we had to go to their new church 'cause she's disorganized. But Dames and I said OK because there was a playground. Neenee wanted to take our photo, but ain't nobody got time for that when there's a playground to explore!

 

We were biz-ee. And Neenee had to decide if she was going to brace us so we wouldn't fall or get a good photo, so I guess she picked keeping us alive.

 

Then, she saw some stairs and asked Dames and me to sit next to each other. Here's what we did! Neenee said it was like an engagement photo shoot, but I don't really know what she's talking about. Mostly 'cause she's crazy.

 

We came back to the house and--Did I ever show you Riley? She's the brown one in this photo. She's a nice dog and puts up with a lot of... let's call it LOVE! from Dames and me.

Anyway, Riley always keeps us company when we're eating lunch (or anything at all, really).

 

And sometimes I like to give her a little bite or two..., but Neenee started saying maybe I was spending too much time with the doggy.

 

At any rate, it doesn't make sense to me either. Like I said, she's crazy.

(But don't you like my new trick??)